May 2013
hogwarts-united asked: Harry Potter :)
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Give me a fandom and I'll tell you
Favorite Male Character
Favorite Female Character
Least Favorite Character
Favorite Ship
Favorite Friendship
Favorite Quote
Worst Character Death (if any)
This made me so happy you have no idea Moment
Saddest Moment
Favorite Location
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westbor0baptistchurch:
Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
caitlynsfeels:
theanti90smovement:
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
#the optimistic look on pessimism
jerkenglish:
when people send me dumb asks out of no where
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Doctors: Anorexia is an epidemic, people need to eat.
Doctors: Obesity is an epidemic, people eat too much.
Society: People have unhealthy body images, accept your body the way it is!
Society: People should be more concerend about their health, exercise & eat right!
Media: Celebrities are way too skinny, they are setting a bad example for young girls.
Media: This singer gained 20 pounds, she must be really unhappy.
People: Being too skinny is gross, real women have curves.
People: Eww, fat rolls.
Friends: You're so pretty, you're not fat.
Friends: Eww I'm so gross, I need to lose weight.
Family: Don't starve yourself, eat. It's not that hard.
Family: You ate all of this for breakfast? What is wrong with you?
And people wonder why we have such distorted body images.
andrewhussiesbosom:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
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benfankhauser:
can we do that thing where you give me two actors/performers and i have to link them by association/movies etc.
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pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
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jesuschristvevo:
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
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“Some of these music blogs could actually benefit from hiring people who REALLY...”
– Solange Knowles
Please school these children Solange. (This was taken from tweets that she shared this morning.) I cannot think of anything more irritating and reprehensible than having cultural writers write about something they know little of, and having some abstractly-related degrees as “proof”...
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snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
w-for-wumbo:
internet-slang:
Do horses say hold your humans when they tell other horses to calm down
pezdispencersmith:
i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know
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youngstero:
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
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imagine-dragonlords:
thewayweride:
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
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earthnation:
people r cute when they get excited over little things
