i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
when people send me dumb asks out of no where
Parks and Recreation + TV Tropes | Scenery Porn
“Scenery porn is the emphasis on luscious backgrounds with great detail, lovely lighting or both. It means that the makers put in extra effort for something that might not have direct influence on the plot. Of course, there are extra points to be earned when the scenery actually enhances the plot in some sort of symbolic fashion.”
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders