caitlynsfeels:

theanti90smovement:

i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal 

basically the young adult section of any bookstore 

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

Parks and Recreation + TV Tropes | Scenery Porn
“Scenery porn is the emphasis on luscious backgrounds with great detail, lovely lighting or both. It means that the makers put in extra effort for something that might not have direct influence on the plot. Of course, there are extra points to be earned when the scenery actually enhances the plot in some sort of symbolic fashion.”

• Doctors: Anorexia is an epidemic, people need to eat.
• Doctors: Obesity is an epidemic, people eat too much.
• Society: People have unhealthy body images, accept your body the way it is!
• Society: People should be more concerend about their health, exercise & eat right!
• Media: Celebrities are way too skinny, they are setting a bad example for young girls.
• Media: This singer gained 20 pounds, she must be really unhappy.
• People: Being too skinny is gross, real women have curves.
• People: Eww, fat rolls.
• Friends: You're so pretty, you're not fat.
• Friends: Eww I'm so gross, I need to lose weight.
• Family: Don't starve yourself, eat. It's not that hard.
• Family: You ate all of this for breakfast? What is wrong with you?
•  And people wonder why we have such distorted body images.

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders